Storyline
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Plot Summary:
The twisted minds of two of the six writers of “Scary Movie” tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in “Epic Movie.” The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican “libre” wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a “normal” resident of a mutant “X”-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a “G”). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry - and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia.
Plot Keywords:
airplane,
albino,
archery,
battle,
beaver,
bestiality,
boarding-school,
camera,
candy,
cannibalism,
castration,
closet,
crushed-to-death,
dance,
decapitation,
double-cross,
face-slap,
factory,
fall-from-height,
faun,
fight,
flashback-sequence,
fur-coat,
heart-ripped-out,
jailbreak,
lamp-post,
lucha-libre,
magnet,
martial-arts,
midget,
mona-lisa,
monk,
murder,
museum,
mutant,
narration,
orgy,
orphan,
orphanage,
pirate,
profanity,
queen,
remote-control,
scene-during-end-credits,
shapeshifting,
slapstick,
sleigh,
snake,
spoof,
stabbing,
superhero,
superman,
swimsuit,
sword-fight,
talking-animal,
ticket,
toilet,
tongue,
tour-guide,
urination-scene,
vending-machine,
whipping,
witchcraft,
x-men hide
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Video Information |
| Runtime: |
93 minutes |
| Video size: |
564x300 px |
| Codec: |
DivX v5 |
| Bitrate: |
836 kbps |
| FPS: |
23.976 |
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Video Information |
| Runtime: |
93 minutes |
| Video size: |
320x176 px |
| Codec: |
h264 |
| Bitrate: |
285 kbps |
| FPS: |
23.981 |
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DOWNLOAD «EPIC MOVIE»!
Full movie is only $1.99
No additional software or browser plug-ins required!
All downloads are available instantly.
You can play movies for unlimited number of times whenever you want.
Downloaded movies will work perfectly on any PC, DVD player, PDA, iPod or iPhone etc.
You will be able to burn downloaded files on a CD or DVD.
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