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Year:
2017
Country:
USA
Genre:
Sci-Fi, Horror
IMDB rating:
4.3
Director:
Anthony C. Ferrante
Tara Reid as April
Laura Tobin as Laura Tobin
Charlotte Hawkins as Charlotte Hawkins
Jeff Rossen as Jeff Rossen
Porsha Williams as Andromeda
Yanet Garcia as Chara
Doug Censor Martin as Jack The Helicopter Pilot
Samantha Fox as Ms. Moore
Louie Spence as Calvin the Clerk
Clay Aiken as Llewelyn
Chris Kattan as Prime Minister
Storyline: As shark-infested storms grow stronger and more complex, the world braces for the inevitable - a global sharknado. This year, the mission gets personal for chainsaw-wielding leader Fin Shepard and his bionic wife, April, when their young son gets trapped in a sharknado and is transported all over the world.
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Reviews
Good ,silly, rediclious fun
Its hardly perfect or Shakespeare but its not meant to be.

It doesn't take itself remotely seriously and pokes fun at everything will having a great time doing so.

The actors must have had a field day since they can do the one thing as actors they are told never to do which is over act lol.

With the craziness in the world and trump in the white house its great to see good old fashioned fun .
2017-08-07
Another solid and enjoyable addition to the franchise
Following the appearance of another sharknado, the family bands together to stop it only to find their son sucked into the retreating storm and are forced to go on a globe-trotting spree slaying sharks with a secret organization to track him down and stop the sharks.

Once again this one offers a lot to really like about it. Taking on a usual approach of building off the past, this one provides plenty of incredibly fun action-packed moments due to the constant and never-ending series of action within here. Triggering the event at the very beginning in the cave which quickly gets flooded and filled with sharks, the resulting payoff of the devastation in London has so much to like with the massive destruction offered of the sharks falling and taking out the citizens in really cool ways as well as the innovative defense techniques to stop them as the sharks flood the streets. As well, the later scenes of the blimp being brought down by the tornado and getting into the big skiing sequence down the mountain which offers up plenty of fun here by setting up the enjoyable series of scenes within the global community. Offering forth the idea of the international order and the different portals featured throughout here where this one manages to bring big scenes in all the different cities. The attack on the opera house, the chase through the mountains with the giant statues floating around them and the big battle in the coliseum make for a great series of action-packed encounters battling the creatures around them, yet the high-energy destruction caused in Tokyo where the blob of sharks ambling around like a giant monster powered by the radioactive material is where the cheesy action really scores well. This one even manages to feature the fun moments inside the Egyptian sequences where their supernatural prophecies come to pass and this one really plays nicely with the grandiose supernatural action present here which finally ends matters with all the fine destruction featured throughout the world. Along with the great kills and a rather glorious ending twist, these give this one so much to like to hold it out over the minor flaw here. As per usual, there's just no getting around the lame CGI present which really doesn't look good and holds this back considerably with the goofy look of the sharks in their environment which happens constantly due to the big action throughout here. Otherwise, this one was highly enjoyable.

Rated Unrated/R: Graphic Violence, Language and children-in- jeopardy.
2017-08-06
Many Human's where Eaten
Many Human's where Eaten during the making of this film, it's none stop action from the start with laugh's and fun all the way to the end, you might not like it but you will stay watching, bring the popcorn and tissues you will need them, great fun and the stars of TV and Screen just line up to be eaten, just waiting now for Sharknado 6
2017-08-08
With America a ruin it's time to attack Europe
Sharknado's have ruined America but now they are threatening to take out Europe, starting in London where coincidentally Fin and April are currently visiting.

More of the same at the last film(s) but a lot more silly, more bad acting, more bad dialogue, more of a stupid story, more tongue in cheek humour, more ridiculous cameo appearances, more more more of exactly the same to the point that it's getting a bit dull for me. The scariest thing about this film was the plastic surgery on show, it was like a Freak show of warnings about what plastic surgery can do to a person - some of the crap CGI sharks looked more attractive than the cast. The best in this series was the first film, since then it's gone downhill to the point that I'd suggest this is the weakest in the series - despite being the most up to date and sparkly. I can only give this film a 5 out of 10 because it's all been done before and brings nothing new to the table.

None offensive, borderline entertainment, requires no brain, pretty pictures.
2017-08-23
LOVED Sharknado 5
****Might be spoilers. I don't know what I'm going to write.****

As usual, Sharknado delivered. The homages to movies of the past, the sly references and the celebrity cameos are what keeps me coming back. Yes, the acting is over the top and, yes, the scripts are, at times, cringe-inducing. But it's funny and entertaining. Of course, the "film snobs" won't think so, but screw them!

Now, that said, this Sharknado disappointed me in spots. First off, when Chris Kattan has his leg bitten off by a shark at Parliament, why oh why did he not say "It's only a flesh wound."? Would have been the perfect homage to Monty Python. Missed opportunity there. Second, why was Tiffany Pollard (aka New York from Flavor of Love) in this movie? She's no longer relevant. She had no business being in the cast. Get that gold-digging nasty whore out of my movie! Third, the ending of the movie was not good. Without getting into any specifics, Dolph Lundgren??? SMH. Just no. Loved the first 1:50 of the film. The last 10 minutes needed to be better. And why have time travel as part of the film if you're not going to have Christopher Lloyd come in to help save the day?

Despite all of that, I'm eagerly anticipating Sharknado 6. When will Ian Ziering get his much-deserved Emmy Award?
2017-08-10
Better than most of the garbage of 2017
If you have nothing else to watch, and need to watch something, Sharknado 5 should entertain you (if you watched the previous Sharknados).

Unlike the Non Factual, not Historical accurate "Touchy Feely""Feelings and Emotions" Remake Dunkirk 2017 as diametrically opposed to the Very Factual Dunkirk 1958.

Or the War for the Planet of the Apes 2017 that really did not have a "War" just a couple of small battles.

As soon as you start watching Sharknado 5 you have to know that this franchise is all about something that will be really ridiculous.....and will insert some Adult level jokes or parodies.

Some of the jokes or parodies would mean that you spent most of your life watching quite a lot of movies, TV Series, U.S. and International, News Stations, even TV Commercials.
2017-08-07
Sharknado 5: It just doesn't get any better does it!?
Sharknado 5 is by far the wackiest, craziest and most over the top movie in the franchise. But here is the problem, that isn't a good thing.

The action sequences are still dumb and look awful, the wall to wall "Jokes" simply aren't funny and the movie has absolutely no redeeming features.

Movie references, various celebrity cameos and Tara Reid grunting like a pig in heat in every other scene.

I do hope, I do pray (And I don't even believe in that nonsense) that this is the end but considering the cliffhanger ending I fear we'll see more shortly.

The Good:

Chris Kattan as the British Primeminister is still better than Theresa May

The Bad:

Sam Fox, really!?

Tara Reid

Still a Sharknado film!

Things I learnt from this movie:

The Offspring don't care what films use their music as long as they get paid

If you're a cyborg with rocket boots and can therefore fly it makes more sense to ski down a mountain

Monster energy drink is sponsored by absolutely everything and everyone

It's sharkzilla!
2017-08-21
Ridiculous, but fun
When going into a Sharknado movie, I think the first thing you have to remind yourself is that, it's going to be pretty rubbish. The whole series is just absolutely ridiculous, but that's what makes Sharknado, Sharknado. It's just a bit of out of this world fun, with terrible puns (seriously, Fin and Gil?) and just some really bad acting. And bad acting, especially is something you have to remember that is going to be going on throughout any Sharknado movie.

But the actors do really well, I wouldn't be surprised if they were told to act badly instead of taking the job seriously.

Sharknado 5 is, in my opinion, the best Sharknado of the series. We actually get to learn more of the science in the series. It was quite a leap from the last one, and it was pretty good. This one did a good job and I think it might have done the series some good.
2017-08-12
Anybody remember the Toxic Avenger franchise?
No need to really review Sharknado 5. It's pretty much like all the other Sharknado movies, but on a world wide scale, much more, well, out there, and a bit darker, if you will. You can expect a ton of B through D list celebrity cameos, and just as much subtle to blatant references to other movies (you really got to be a movie buff to catch some of the more obscure references). Honestly, with the first Sharknado, you could actually buy into the story, but then the whole thing hopped on that one way trip on the silly track starting movie 2 (one of the characters rightly concluded the show had jumped the shark).

If you enjoyed the Toxic Avenger series, you'll like the Sharknado films. Intentionally dumb, but compelling enough to keep you watching. I guess it takes a special sort of skill to make these sorts of Troll 2-so- dumb-they're-good movies. I like this under-appreciated, and under- tapped genre. But I don't expect many directors to take it on.

SPOILERS ALERT- Now yes, I suppose there could be more to come with the Sharknado movies, but it would be a stretch, based on what happened in S5. I would have enjoyed a solid ending to the franchise. But if the money is there, I guess they'll keep pumping it...

6/10...fun, if not repetitive, if you like the other movies. Watchable only to a point if you did not.
2017-08-07
The plastic surgery is hideous but the women rock
I just want to point out that, as bad as the dialogue can be and as ridiculous as the liposuction, Botox, and skin stretching on many of the actresses appears, all of the Sharknado films pass the Bechdel Test and most have more substantive roles for women than the Avengers franchise. This one has Nichelle Nichols running NATO and Olivia Newton-John as a bionic scientist.
2017-08-07
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